I am now sufficiently old and cynical to have learned that whenever I hear the doorbell, it is invariably someone who wants my money, time, or both. About 50% of the time I will tell the offending party, “Better luck elsewhere,” and the other half I just tell off. But these guys are talkin’ my language:

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