Brilliant?

June 30th, 2009

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko, via Dave Barry)

This could maybe work for The Dude (18) and The Grrl (almost 13), with one modification. I’m thinking along the lines of a large spatula attachment that would scoop/flip them right out onto the floor.

But then they’d probably demand omelets for breakfast every morning.

What a weird and wonderful week!

June 28th, 2009

Limited Time Offer! (reprise)

June 21st, 2009

Can’t wait for International Talk Like A Pirate Day?

June 8th, 2009

For the record, this blog did not break up…

May 27th, 2009

The Wonders, Part IV

April 25th, 2009

Ten Years Gone

April 20th, 2009

Mind your manners, Facebook users!

April 19th, 2009

The Wonders, Part III

April 12th, 2009

The Wonders, Part II

April 10th, 2009

The Wonders, Part I

April 10th, 2009

Paging Mr. Frank Ware, Ms. Lillian Center, Ms. Alberta Provine and other improbably named teachers who shaped my life, pt. II:

March 30th, 2009

Whenever I need a really good laugh…

March 23rd, 2009

I got a day job again!

March 16th, 2009

Lester’s new favorite video

March 15th, 2009

Darwinism, as applied to traffic enforcement:

March 12th, 2009

More video? OK!

March 3rd, 2009

Aging Gracefully? Not this guy:

March 2nd, 2009

A Day in the Life…

February 18th, 2009

Lost in Translation

February 17th, 2009